Push My Button

[Jennifer J]

*Shouting is heard backstage and Brian and Jen's voices are clearly heard*

Jen: BRIAN! FUCKING STOP! I DON'T ~HAVE~ TO DO THIS!

Brian: Jen! Calm down I just...

Jen: DON'T TEST ME BRIAN! I don't even care about this shit anymore i'm only here for the publicity and...

*Brian pulls out Jen's contract*

Jen: ...Brian...

Brian: You signed it Jennifer! Now go and and vote!

*Jen punches the wall*

Jen: Fuck you and Chen!

*She straightens herself out, applies lipgloss and walks out in the audience of 3 people who now care about the series to a flutter of claps. A small smile breaks out on Jen's face and she clears her throat*

So here we are at the end of the worst recycled series ever with the worst final 2 to go along with it. Having witnessed season 3, that's fucking saying something, at least David somewhat deserved to win. But I guess when the host dies, not much can be done. Major props to my man Brian for bringing this game to a close though.

*The audience of 3 clap, one looks oddly obsessive and is wearing a 'I <3 Brian' shirt. Jen turns and points to her*

Don't touch my man, hoe!

Anyway, I have no questions because I honestly don't care. Josh you did jack shit all game and I find it laughable that you slid by. You are one of the most irrelevant people to ever play this game and I forgot you were even playing 100% of the time.

Cassandra, you were fiesty when we were playing together but then died, drama wise, eh. You'll probably get my vote as I can't be bothered to read the gameplay of this mess and you'll simply get my vote just because I like you.

Happy now Brian?

[Cassandra Waldon]

Thanks Jen! Very fitting statement for such a strong personality

[Josh Welch]

Thanks Jen. I know that we are a crappy final two, but this was a crappy game so like James said it kind of fits. All well. I think we are all ready for this shit to be over. But definitely thanks to Brian for finishing it up!