RECYCLED LOVE GAMES

[Britney Haynes]

RECYCLED LOVE GAMES

Following the ratings slump after the eviction of queen Jennii J, producers over at the recycled HQ have put plans in motion for the first recycled spin off.

Recycled biggest bad girls Britney & Jen are looking for love and are ready to snatch weaves and fuck bitches up to do it.

This is all very exciting and hot off the press, we are looking for another bad girl to join our hot ass team of fuck ups before we start looking for love. Interested, send your nudes to either one of us.

Before you all start hatin' this is all legit, don't mess.

But why are these 2 girls just so bad?



Britney Haynes ~

Star of Big Brother recycled 5 and Allstars 2
Britney started off as an innocent sweet girl, but she let it be known she wasn't one to be played. In season 5 she quickly fell for a man named James Zinkand and began a showmance, but the flame quickly went out as they were fighting for 500,000 dollars. Britney was the first to throw a punch in the house aiming it at none other than Brian Hart. Britney is most notably known for making Memphis Garrett retire from the series after she made lies up about him just to gain trust with two girls she didn't really know. Britney also evicted her best friend Jordan Lloyd for no reason other than the fact she thought it would be funny. Britney has had relationships with James Zinkand, Brian Hart, James Rhine, Enzo Pallumbo, Jen Johnson, Amy (Irrelevant ass last name I don't remember), and had a baby with Justin Sebik but it got aborted in her 80th week of pregnancy.



Jennii J ~

Star of Big Brother Recycled 2, 4, 8, and 11
Jen has always been the original bad girl, and the girl that we all love to hate. Jen is known for getting exactly what she wants, after all the world owes her everything! Jen is the type of girl that takes want she wants, and what you need. Notably known for her "I'm above you attitude", the child she had with Sharon, the nightly Lesbian orgies with Chima and Jessica, hooking up with recycled veteran boys Nick and Brian, almost murdering Janelle, Jordan, and Keesha, her lesbian fling with Natalie, fucking Britney in the hot tub nightly, fucking Annie and gaining an std, being "The Other Woman" that stood in the way of Justin Sebik and Britney Hayne's love, and for hospitalizing Amanda "Bueno", and being the winner of Big Brother Recycled 2.

For more info contact us via our personal assistants located at the following AIM's

Britney ~ Barbzolanski
Jennii J ~ JenuineJen69

[Chenbot]

You know Brian & James were supposed to make the first Recycled spin-off. :/

[Jennifer J]

Well they didn't did they, bad girls are taking over.

[Sharon Obermueller]

Awkward

[Britney Haynes]

Mar 2, 2012 15:15:59 GMT -5 Chenbot said:

You know Brian & James were supposed to make the first Recycled spin-off. :/

Who are they? and Why are they relevant?

Julie you knew I was supposed to have my dating show! LOOK BACK IN SEASON 5.

[Britney Haynes]

What was their show supposed to be? Sipping Brewskis with the bros? No one on earth would have watched, lord knows they don't have the it factor. Now excuse me! I have fine Mens to fall in love with *snatches portfolio off of Julie's desk*

[Enzo Palumbo]

Technically there already was a spin-off using the Recycled name.

[Dustin Simon Erikstrup]

Jen looks 40 in that pic.

[Enzo Palumbo]

Her boobs look gross, too.

[Dustin Simon Erikstrup]

Mar 2, 2012 19:35:53 GMT -5 Enzo Palumbo said:

Her boobs look gross, too.

If I wasn't gay before, that pic would have made me switched teams.

[Enzo Palumbo]

You can also see the scar from her enlargement surgery. Yuck

[Dustin Simon Erikstrup]

I couldn't find it, but I didn't wanna look too long. That was gross.

[Enzo Palumbo]

It's there. On her left boob. Blehhh

[Britney Haynes]

*makes out with Enzo* MAH BABAY

[Enzo Palumbo]