Sovereign Rachel Says Week 5 with puppets!

[Rachel Plencner]

It's time for playtime with Sovereign Rachel!

Cast:

Rachel:


Jen:


Lori:


Russell:


Kalia:


James:


Cassandra:


Shelly:


*Adapted from Justin Sebik - BBR7 and BBR8

[Rachel Plencner]

Episode 1


"Oh my fuck, Lori bitch you survived the eviction. Let's go fuck! ^_^


"Gurll, I'm gonna have to use some S&M on you. I'm so excited! Kalia you whore here's HoH. Nominate Karen and Rachel."


"HEY HEY HEY I HEY LOVE YOU GUYS HEY HEY"


"Lori can I sit in your lap and drool some moar?"


"Boiii as long you drool on Cassandra"


"I exist!?"


"What was that noise? Oh yea, anyways we need to totes take Karen and Rachel out. That's what Brian and I would do."


"And we still don't give a fuck!"


"I know, its a shame I can't backdoor Jen this time around."


"But James, I love it when you backdoor me. It feels great!!!! MMMHMMM"


"Shut Up Bitch!"


"HEY HEY HEY WHO DO I NOMS NOM NOM NOM I'M HONGRY"


"Bitch you need to lose some weight! Listen to mama before you get DIABETAS MMMK"


"Are you retarded? Nominate Rachel and Karen so Jen, Russell and I can three-way"


"OK HEY HEY HEY HEY. RACHEL AND KAREN YOU ARE NOMED FOR EVICTION CAUZE I WAS TOLD TO. CEREMONY ADJOURNED! HEY HEY HEY NOM NOM NOM!"



So that's all for today folks. Will Karen and Rachel survive? Will the PoV work in the Crusaders favor for once? Will Kalia lose some weight? Does James give a fuck yet? All these questions and more will be answered on the next episode of Sovereign Rachel says with puppets!

[Rachel Plencner]

Well I'm probably going home this week. I really want to stay and fight in this game, but its clear I'm not going to have that shot with the way everyone here is playing. Quite frankly if I get evicted I don't care, because if people sit around here and let Jen run the show and act like she owns this series, then they can let her use them until she's sitting in the final two. I came here to play a game, and I don't care what anyone says. Someone has clearly been getting Karen's logs. It makes sense how they've figured so much stuff out now. From going after Tonya in the HoH, to realizing Karen wanted to take the fall and get evicted. They've made every effort to go after me this week for almost no apparent reason. I hadn't done anything to anyone (except have a mean ass DR above) until this Veto Meeting. Seriously this has become a highway robbery, and if someone on their side is cheating, then I don't need to stay here anyways. I came here to play the game, and if these bitches are going to play dirty they can. They just need to know there isn't any cheating on a real battlefield, and this is Warzone, so it should be treated like a real battlefield.

Oh and P.S.

If I stay in this house, with this HoH competition coming up, I will win, and I will get one of them out of the house this week. Period, end of story, no more Mrs. Nice Plencner