Sovereign Rachel Says Week 4!

[Rachel Plencner]

Shelly just won HoH!!! Jen and Lori are going up! FUCK YES Karma is a BITCH! Now I just need to find button 4 and push it, so Shelly can be HoH for two weeks, or Enzo can come back in the game!

Mike is Jen and Lori!

[Rachel Plencner]

This day couldn't get any better. It's about to start snowing where I live! ^_^ Jun girl! Go comment in your thread and start jumping for joy!!! ~ <3

[Rachel Plencner]

Ok, I'm gonna cut out this HoH descriptions. I'm not living in the real BB house and I still want a good DR, budget cuts man!

Anyways, this HoH was seriously some creation sent from hell in order to screw me over this week and let the Jenuine skanks alliance win the HoH. I tried to load my statements with content that would force people into answering False, but that backfired. Ugh! Why couldn't I have become lactose-intolerant at age 10!

Anyways, all the results are read and Jen and Lori were clearly too busy with other tasks since they sucked so hard. It comes down to Russell and Shelly.

I cannot have Russell win. If he wins, Karen and I are going up, and if one of us comes down, Drew is the replacement nom. At the end of the day, i think we may be able to pull Russell a tad, but as long as he's sitting on Lori's lap, drooling like he's about to lose his virgina.. I mean virginity , he can't be trusted. Everything is riding on Shelly who has been the most MIA person in this game so far, and it comes down to a tiebreaker question.

Julie: "How many PM's are in my inbox"

Russell: 34
Shelly: 81

Julie: "The correct answer is 115, Congratulations Shelly! You're the new Head of Household. Rachel please hand over the HoH key to Shelly!"



How does it feel to have one of my closet friends in the ORG world to get HoH, and to KNOW that Jen and Lori are going up for a fact. Oh My God, this is sweeter than the taste of Junior Prom night mixed with Skittles Vodka. Right now there are people walking around the house like they own the place and they need to be put in their place. Once the HoH competition ends of course, all of the others, James, Lori, Jen, Kalia, every last one of them come out of hiding looking for Shelly and she's giving them the silent treatment as was done to us last week.

In short the Jenuine skanks/Lori's barbie dolls alliance looks like this:

^ What happens when Jen and Lori put themselves together... disaster! ;D

Anyways, I really need to play my cards extremely carefully this week. I'm going to pull Karen, Drew, Josh, Shelly, and Tonya into an alliance of six. We're going to need a name but obviously Sovereign Slayers sounds beautiful in my opinion. Obviously I'm one of the biggest targets to the Jenunine skanks alliance and I need to try to lay as low as possible and let Shelly get her hands bloody this week, especially if Button 3 gives her a consecutive HoH week. At the end of the day we basically hold the same belief, the Vets have to go, therefore getting Jen and Lori, as well as James out of this house is imperitive. All the winners in Pre-Jury would be fantastic! At the same time, I need to work some social game with Russel and a couple of the other players low on the totem pole. They've all been hiding under a rock since they are too scared to face us, and now for the first time in a long time, I'll have a chance to use my humor and charm to get inside of them and let them feel comfortable with me. Overall this is the most pivotal week of the game. I need to minimize my target as much as possible if I want to make it far in this game, because as it stands, I'm public enemy #1, and I need to win HoH next week. If my position in this house remains that way, that will be my only option, and I don't want to notch a 2nd HoH this early in the game.

Overall: If it wasn't evident, these are the lines via which the house is divided right now:

Friends:
Karen
Drew
Josh
Shelly
Tonya

Enemies:
Jen
Lori
Russell

Barbie Dolls/Puppets/Sheep/Brainwashed Players/Losers/Pansies
Kalia
Jee
Cassandra

The Player/That guy oozing with sleaziness
James

[Rachel Plencner]

Jee finally got on AIM as well. ROFL. All these players are such kiss asses. How bout you guys talk to people when they don't have power. This is why you guys all look like idiots that just got a lobotomy from an internet cafe. Have fun sleeping in your coffee cups guys.

[Rachel Plencner]

Hot damn, I'm playing in the Veto competition again!? I'm not sure whether I should be overjoyed because I get to play, or discouraged because it's another luck competition, and therefore participating in it means my chances of winning the Veto are about 18ish% ala the odds Dustin has sex within the next five years. (This percentage is actually quite lower, probably closer to the negatives) Anyways, nominations were yesterday, and I still can't wrap my head around what Lori and Jen pulled last week.

Obviously it has been set in stone Lori and Jen were going up once Shelly won the HoH. Considering the type of game player Lori is, I cannot fathom the brevity of the move they made. Jen is a compulsive bitch, that plays personally regardless because she thinks she'll actually be respectable in that light and be able to get some loving, when in reality the only person that'll bite her cunt is her. T_T Anyways I'm aware of Lori's abilities as a player. She wasn't very entertaining in BBR9, in fact reading her DR I seriously questioned if she was illiterate at times, but she sat around in the shadows, and played a nice social game. She let Dick dig himself a hole, she let Dominic, Braden and Scoot be suffocated towards the end of the game, and overall her win was one of the best games out of anybody in BBR history. In short, Enzo's eviction in week 3 doesn't make any sense to me. Considering Russell was dying to spill the Mafia's secrets to Lori, and she was obviously close with Jen, their best move would have been to wait a few more weeks. More likely than not, people were going to stumble along these buttons. I'm really kinda surprised because I expected Lori to have patience and wait for the perfect time to execute this move. Overall, I'm very disappointed with her gameplay, but maybe she went back to see Antoine Dodson in the projects following her BBR9 win. Her grammar seems to be falling faster than Courtney Love's health safety rating.

Now, Shelly's nominations!
Shelly winning HoH was one of the best things that could have happened this week. I have 100% trust in Shelly so far, and knowing that she has HoH, and isn't afraid to go after Lori and Jen makes me feel great about her joining, Karen, Drew, and I. The downside is that Shelly pulled mine and Karen key's last. Obviously I know what she was doing there, since she's closest to me and Karen in the house, but none-the-less it makes me feel like that random baby that fell out of the stork's beak. You know, like in Yoshi's Island when Baby Mario fell onto that island.. yea I'm very strange. With that in mind, Shelly's speech was golden and to the point. No pointless fillers, no "Bitch please, imma cut you", No, "I'm hungray bitches", just a nice quick ceremony that exposed Lori and Jen for what they are. Dirty whores that think they own BBR. Jen's comment about being a queen was probably the most conceited and vile thing she has said all game. She is far from the star of this game. If she wants to be the Queen of Big Brother Recycled she needs to play like it, and stop rubbing her tits. Never have a I seen such horrible gameplay out of a winner. If her only goal was to make it further than Enzo, than why the fuck is she even playing? I just find it assinine she complains about losing in both AS seasons yet, she clearly isn't even playing like one here. Go ahead and think you're running the show babe. When we drop and anvil on your head this week, you'll still be running the show from hell. I'm oh so sure of it.

Anyways, that's a quick synopsis of recent events. I'm getting worried about what this 3rd button does. Maybe it's not the Rookie button. Maybe it's the All Stars button. All I know is that it's taking a helluva long time for Julie to post it, and it's function it very important, and will unleash something big on the game.

And one last thing, I realized after checking out the BBR Home today. If Jen and Lori wanted a Warzone, I bet they're sure as hell happy they created it. In a couple weeks when we find their fake boobs in the nuclear aftermath, I'll laugh, and chuck that sillicone so far that it may kill Rachel Reilly from the shear impact it's disgusting, squashy, STD fakeness. I'm the best Rachel of them all, I gotta kill that bitch at some point.

[Rachel Plencner]

Jen won the Veto: The house wanted to do this


I wish one of the guys would throw a glass of hot tea right into her herpified clevage in order to screw with her. Everyone is absolutely disgusted by her behavior, but as long as Lori goes home it doesn't really matter at this point. She's still the biggest target in the game, and if she thinks she's making jury, she can go rub her tits until she's blue in the face. Girl needs to be put in an insane asylum before she makes everyone kill themselves. #Disgusted

[Rachel Plencner]

So the day something actually goes our way, is the day Dustin loses his virginity irl.

Outlook is very stormy for next week in Recycled. Time to light my fuse so I'm ready to play in HoH this week. Idk if I should make a giant rant about Lori surviving, my eyelids are tired!